[ Deely smiles politely at the notion that she's being even remotely helpful. She's not and she knows she isn't, but it still feels quite satisfying to hear otherwise. ]

Me neither. So here's a question, actually, while I've got you.

[ She holds out her hand in a fist towards him, miming holding a microphone, and adopts a professional on-the-scene newscaster voice. ]

Sir, you acknowledge rollerskating is dumb and for nerds. And yet there you stand in your rollerskates. Care to explain this rampant hypocrisy to the viewers watching live on MSNBCNBCNN?