[ Stede tries to picture what a "lame" version of a roller rink looks like, in the specific not actually trying to picture it way that any middle-aged man tries to figure out Kids These Days.

How lame could it be if there's still rolling in the rink? Sounds fake. It must be subjective. ]

If we had one, I'd already know how to do this with flair. I'm afraid it's a bit ahead of my time. [ By exactly how long, he doesn't know and won't bother researching. ] Might take it home with me, though! I think the crew would love this if we found the space for it.