[ Speaking of people who are awfully good at this, here's Steve Harrington, who's never met a sport that didn't like him. That includes rollerskating, which is barely a sport he thinks but it's the principle of the matter.

He's long since completed his one lap, now he's just skating because what else is he gonna do? Take his Walkman and leave? Well, yeah, okay, but maybe he's actually enjoying himself, and he can't help himself when he sees the poor man clinging to the barrier while somehow also having the time of his life. ]

Here. [ Steve skates up with a walker, like what you'd find on an ice skating rink to help people practice and stay upright. ] Once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy. I learned in like, a week one summer to impress a girl. No sweat.