[ Stede hovers in the valiant mental algebra timeline trying to figure out why he wouldn't have intact limbs. It wasn't even sharp in there. His shopping buddy is so dramatic, no wait never mind apparently this is a "toaster."

Like a thing for toasting.

He doesn't need to pretend to understand how it works or how it's practical for toasting to be built like this to do that bit of math, at least. So maybe... he shouldn't stick his hands into stuff after all.

Not that he'll admit to taking that lesson in. ]

Don't be ridiculous, my eyes don't factor in at all. But I'd expect it to match the vibe I'm looking for, if I'm paying for it. You could make or break a room with a piece like this! Disrupt the entire flow.

[ Local man considers buying a toaster just to look at it in the event that he comes into more money in the future. ]